Got it from Lauren
June 16th, 2005 | Tip: Click Any Photo To View It Larger
TEN Random Things About Me
1. I’m a Virgo.
2. I have many obsessive compulsive tendencies.
3. I’m nostalgic about Hootie and The Blowfish sometimes and it is embarrassing.
4. I want to play in a band with George and Garrett again sometime.
5. I like the thought of kicking hipsters in the nuts even though some of my closest friends classify me as one.
6. I’m more conservative than you probably think.
7. I have IBS.
8. I have low self esteem.
9. I want to write a collection of poems and short stories but it seems way too pretentious for me to get started.
10. My middle name is Clark and I like it.
NINE Places I’ve Visited
1. Boston, MA
2. Santa Fe, NM
3. New York, NY
4. St. Louis, MO
5. Kansas City, MO
6. Toledo, OH
7. Tampa, FLA
8. Lexington, VA
9. Nasheville, TN
EIGHT Things I Want To Do Before I Die (in no specific order)
1. Be skinny again.
2. Own/Co-Own a business.
3. Pay off old debt.
4. Surf in Hawaii.
5. Be a father.
6. Buy my mom a pool.
7. Own a home.
8. Sell my photography.
SEVEN Ways To Win My Heart (How bout 7 ways Jessica passed her win Jebb’s heart test.)
1. Make me laugh.
2. Be honest.
3. Call and tell me you’re thinking about me, miss me, the driver in front of you is an idiot, or you’re hungry…just the effort of the dial is nice.
4. If we’re sharing any kind of intimate conversation, moment, what have you…laugh if you hear a fart noise or anything out of the romantic context. It’s funny.
5. Hold my hand.
6. Share your thoughts, friends, and family.
7. Just be nice.
SIX Things I Believe In
1. Love.
2. God.
3. Liberty.
4. Purpose.
5. Fidelity.
6. “Above all things, I believe in love.”
FIVE Things I’m Afraid Of
1. Car accidents.
2. Insincerity.
3. Negation of the things I believe in.
4. The state of the world…all aspects, this is not in any way a political statement.
5. Mirrors that face beds.
FOUR of My Favorite Items In My Bedroom
1. Jessica when she’s there.
2. My Ernie Ball Stingray Bass.
3. My cameras.
4. My photo box.
THREE Things I Do Everyday
1. Shower.
2. Laugh.
3. Listen to music.
TWO Things I Am Trying NOT To Do Right Now
1. Think about work.
2. Pee my pants.
ONE Person I Want To See Right Now
1. Me in the reflection of the flushing mechanism of the urinal…I gotta go!


I like the this…especially the 7 Ways to Win…
Well, that’s nice of you I think. Right on.
I’ve always fancied you to be a bit of a hipster, just a completely non-pretentious one.